Hat
In keeping with the spirit of “one guy, one wine,” I am pleased to now offer “one hat.” Besides spreading the gospel according to the green truck, I (of course) care about your UV exposure, and the your sense of style, both of which are now covered. There’s mesh on the back for those hot Napa vineyard (or Kansas summer) days, one size (medium-large) but with a fully adjustable headband for big heads and pinheads alike, tight embroidery on the definitely-not-john-deer-upright panel, and the brim takes just the right amount of break in. Don’t ask me for T-shirts, or fleece vests, or etched wine glasses. Just order—and wear with pride—your official Road 31 Trucker Hat. Enough said.